Saffy @SaffronJamesModel ✓
I just got a prototype of @HerTreatLayla’s new ‘butterfly’ undie set. Girls. This is a GAME CHANGER
Buzz Tone Podcasts @Buzz_Tone_Media
@ThreeSingleGuys just hit the UK Comedy charts! If you haven’t heard the latest episode, download it NOW!
Ellen Smith @bougie_beautie_ellen
I hate @HerTreatLayla. She’s rude and bitchy, and her clothes look tacky as hell #getheroff
Hattie Clarke @zack_harding_fan
@ThreeSingleGuysPodcast I’m getting really sick of hearing the new girl on the show. She has such an annoying voice omfg
George Kiely @georgiotheman
@ThreeSingleGuysPodcast Isn’t this podcast supposed to be male advice? I’m not a misogynist, but if I wanted to hear a woman nagging me about relationships, I’d speak to my mom. Unsubscribing.
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Dear alumni,
It is with great pride that we invite you to join us at the class of 2011 Emery High School ten-year reunion. Put on your glad rags and come to reminisce, renew old friendships, and see all of the faces you’ve missed over the last decade!
Attire – formal. Location – Emery High Gymnasium. Entrance fee – £20. Partners welcome.